More fun for Lent – since a lot of people seem to be interested! I make no apologies for the utter lack of quality…
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
Fasting is something we do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don’t gain weight
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter.
When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches.
The boy asked what they were for.
“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by,” his older brother explained.
“Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy fumed. “The one Sunday I don’t go, He showed up!”
Now I am running out of these jokes – so please do submit your own below!